[美剧] 了不得的麦瑟尔密斯/The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 全集第1季第1集剧本完好版
[美剧] 了不得的麦瑟尔密斯/The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 全集第1季第1集剧本完好版
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在20世纪50年代，25岁的纽约客米琪·麦瑟尔是个精明、阳光、充满活力、心爱的犹太女子，她曾经对本身的生活做出如下：上大学、成婚、生两三个孩子，然后在文雅的曼哈顿公寓中供给赎功日晚餐。然而某天她的丈夫突然分开了她，毫无预警的她需要尽快想出她的新出路；对其别人来说，由家庭主妇酿成上单口秀，显然是个惊人的选择，但对米琪而言却并不是如斯。[展开全文]
在20世纪50年代，25岁的纽约客米琪·麦瑟尔是个精明、阳光、充满活力、心爱的犹太女子，她曾经对本身的生活做出如下：上大学、成婚、生两三个孩子，然后在文雅的曼哈顿公寓中供给赎功日晚餐。然而某天她的丈夫突然分开了她，毫无预警的她需要尽快想出她的新出路；对其别人来说，由家庭主妇酿成上单口秀，显然是个惊人的选择，但对米琪而言却并不是如斯。
【剧本】：
1 [chatter] [tapping on glass] Shh! Woman: Who gives a toast at her own wedding? I mean, who does that? Who stands in the middle of a ballroom after three glasses of champagne on a completely empty stomach and I mean completely empty because fitting into this dress required no solid food for three straight weeks.
=>1 [三言两语] [在玻璃上敲击]嘘！密斯：谁在本身的婚礼上敬酒？我的意思是，那是谁？谁在一个空的肚子里三杯香槟站在舞厅的中间，我的意思是完全空的，因为合适那件衣服持续三周都不需要固体食物。
Who does that? I do.
=> 谁做的？我做。
This day is perfect.
=> 那一天是完美的。
Its like a dream or a nightmare if youre my father.
=> 若是你是我的父亲，那就像是一场梦或一场噩梦。
"How much for the flowers?" "Who eats mushroom caps?" "Do the caterers have any idea "what the Jews just went through a few years ago?" Two cakes, one for eating.
=> “花几钱？” “谁吃蘑菇帽？” “供餐者有什么设法”几年前犹太人刚刚履历了什么？“两个蛋糕，一个是吃的。
- Were very happy.
=> - 很快乐。
- [laughter] This day has been long in planning.
=> - [笑声]那一天已经方案好了。
Anyone who knows me knows I plan.
=> 任何认识我的人都晓得我方案。
At 6 I decided Russian literature would be my major.
=> 在6我决定俄罗斯文学将是我的专业。
At 12 I found my signature haircut.
=> 12时，我发现了我的签名发型。
At 13 I announced I was going to Bryn Mawr College.
=> 13日，我颁布发表我要去布林·莫尔学院。
In Katharine Hepburns old room.
=> 在凯瑟琳·赫本的旧房间里。
From Day 1 I knew that decision was a charmed one.
=> 从第一天起，我晓得那个决定是一个诱人的决定。
Did you say Ive got a lot to learn? First of all, my roommate Petra was friendly and fat, which was perfect.
=> 你说我有良多工具要学吗？起首，我的室友佩特拉是友好和瘦削，那是完美的。
Ill have someone to eat with who wont steal my boyfriend.
=> 我会有人吃，谁不会偷我的男伴侣。
It smells so good.
=> 闻起来很好
[giggling] The campus was old and elegant, with ivy-covered buildings and stained glass windows and Monogrammed butter pats.
=> [咯咯笑]校园古老而文雅，常春藤笼盖的建筑物，彩色玻璃窗和黄色的Monogrammed pats。
What? [gasp] Oh.
=> 什么？哦，
This was a magical place where butter was beautiful and I would solve the mysteries of the universe and meet brilliant women, kindred spirits who would explore this brave new world with me.
=> 那是一个奇异的处所，黄油是斑斓的，我会处理宇宙的奥妙，碰见灿烂的女人，与我一路摸索那个英勇的新世界的亲热的精神。
Ooh! My God, its burning.
=> 哦！我的天啊，它在燃烧
Its supposed to.
=> 那应该是。
Its bleach.
=> 那是漂白剂。
Its awful.
=> 实蹩脚。
I hate you for this.
=> 我恨你。
It was your idea.
=> 那是你的设法。
Never listen to me.
=> 永久不要听我的话
Im nuts.
=> 我疯了。
Why arent you in pain? Im from Kansas.
=> 你为什么不痛苦？我来自堪萨斯州。
I dont know what that means.
=> 我不晓得那是什么意思。
- How much longer? - Ten minutes.
=> - 多长时间？ - 10分钟。
Oh, Jiminy Crickets.
=> 哦，吉米尼蟋蟀。
Where are you going? Where is she going? I dont know.
=> 你要去哪里？她去哪？我不晓得。
Midge.
=> 蠓。
Midge? Midge! - How much longer? - Nine minutes! - Holy fucking Christ balls! - [laughter] But all of these marvelous adventures were simply the preamble to my ultimate destiny.
=> 蠓？蠓！ - 多长时间？ - 九分钟！ - 他妈的基督球！ - [笑声]但是，所有那些奇奥的冒险只不外是我最末命运的序言。
I was going to meet a man a perfect man.
=> 我要去见一个汉子是一个完美的汉子。
He would be 64" and blond, and his name would be Dashiell or Stafford or Joel.
=> 他会是64“，金发碧眼，他的名字是Dashiell或Stafford或Joel。
Joel Maisel.
=> 乔尔Maisel。
Best build-up since Iceman Cometh.
=> 自从“冰人来了”以来的更佳集结。
Joel Maisel was my knight in shining armor, a gift from God, and he thought I was brilliant.
=> 乔尔·梅塞尔（Joel Maisel）是我的骑士，身穿闪亮的盔甲，是来自天主的礼品，他认为我很超卓。
He took me to galleries and poetry readings and Greek dramas.
=> 他把我带到画廊，诗歌朗读和希腊戏剧。
[wolf whistle] [wolf whistle] Uh, excuse me.
=> [狼哨] [狼哨]呃，对不起。
Excuse me, Miss.
=> 对不起，蜜斯。
Thanks, toots.
=> 谢谢，宝物。
Man: Honey, dont go away.
=> 汉子：亲爱的，别走开。
Shes going to need that.
=> 她会需要的。
[laughing] That was Misty Dream, ladies and gentlemen.
=> [笑]那是Misty Dream，密斯们，先生们。
You know, shes only 18 in dog years.
=> 你晓得，她在狗年只要18岁。
Anyway, Ill leave the jokes to our next performer.
=> 无论若何，我会把笑话留给我们的下一个演出者。
Hes fresh out of the Merchant Marines or some patriotic shit like that.
=> 贸易海军陆战队或如许的爱国屎是新颖的。
And, uh, lets hear it for him Lenny Bruce.
=> 呃，让我们来听听Lenny Bruce。
Come up.
=> 上来。
This is the guy I wanted you to see.
=> 那是我想让你看的阿谁人。
No way hes funnier than Misty.
=> 没有法子，他比Misty更有趣。
Thank you.
=> 谢谢。
And so I was reading the paper, and, uh, there was a story.
=> 所以我正在看报纸，呃，有一个故事。
These kids uh, 8 and 9-year-old were sniffing airplane glue to get high on.
=> 那些8岁和9岁的孩子正在嗅探飞机胶水以获得更高的声望。
These kids are responsible for turning musicians on to a lot of things they never knew about, actually.
=> 现实上，那些孩子负责把音乐家转到良多他们历来不晓得的工作上。
Then I had a fantasy of how it happened.
=> 然后我梦想它是若何发作的。
The kid is alone in his room.
=> 孩子单独在他的房间里。
Its Saturday.
=> 今天是礼拜六
The kid is played by George Macready.
=> 那个孩子是由George Macready饰演的。
[sniffing] [as George Macready] Well, lets see now.
=> [嗅探] [如George Macready]好吧，让我们看看吧。
Im all alone in a room, and its Saturday.
=> 我一小我呆在一个房间里，如今是礼拜六。
Ill make an airplane.
=> 我会做一架飞机。
Thats what Ill do.
=> 那就是我要做的。
Ill make a Lancaster.
=> 我会做一个兰开斯特。
Good structural design.
=> 优良的构造设想。
Ill get the balsa wood here.
=> 我会在那里得到轻木。
Ill cut it out.
=> 我会把它剪掉
Ill sand it down.
=> 我会把它磨掉。
Add a little airplane glue.
=> 加一点飞机胶水。
Ill rub it on a rag and, uh [sniff] - Hey now.
=> 我会用抹布擦，呃[嗅] - 嘿，如今。
- [laughter] Im getting loaded.
=> - [笑声]我正在拆载。
Midge: Oh, the things Joel taught me.
=> Mid：哦，乔尔教给我的工具。
- You know what I want? - Please dont say a virgin.
=> - 你晓得我想要什么？ - 请不要说童贞。
I want to make you laugh every day of your life.
=> 我想让你笑的每一天。
Oh, great, but not now, though.
=> 哦，太好了，但如今不是。
- No, no, not now.
=> - 不，不是如今。
- Mm-mm.
=> - 毫米。
I have been very lucky.
=> 我十分幸运。
I have wonderful parents.
=> 我有美妙的父母。
Ive had a very comfortable life, and though I knew that love would be great, I had no idea it would be anything that could justify what I paid for this dress.
=> 我的生活十分温馨，固然我晓得恋爱会很棒，但是我不晓得那件衣服能否值得我付钱。
What I paid for that dress.
=> 我为那件衣服付了什么
Were very happy.
=> 很快乐。
And because its better than anything I could have imagined, I thought I should get up here today and tell all of you that I love this man.
=> 并且因为比我想象中的任何工作都好，我认为我今天应该起来，告诉你们所有人我爱那小我。
[clapping] And yes, there is shrimp in the egg rolls.
=> [拍手]是的，蛋卷里有虾。
- [gasping] - [glass shatters] Miriam.
=> - [喘息] - [碎玻璃]仪仗。
[murmuring] - We have a problem.
=> [埋怨] - 我们有问题。
- Rabbi, shes kidding.
=> - 拉比，她在开打趣。
Shes kidding.
=> 她在开打趣。
[arguing] You show me in the Bible where God says you cant eat shrimp.
=> [狡辩]你在圣经中向我显示天主说你不克不及吃虾。
Leviticus.
=> 利未记。
"Whatever does not have fins or scales, - "you shall not eat.
=> “不管有没有鱼鳞或鳞片，”你不克不及吃。
- Hmm.
=> - 嗯。
- How? When? We heard today.
=> - 怎么样？什么时候？我们今天听到了。
My mother fainted, then called four people, then fainted again.
=> 我的母亲晕倒了，然后叫了四小我，然后昏倒了。
This year, on Yom Kippur, Rabbi Krinsky will be breaking fast at our house.
=> 本年，在赎功日，克林斯基将在我们的房子斋戒。
Youre gonna need some lamb.
=> 你会需要一些羊肉。
Rabbi loves his lamb.
=> 拉比爱他的羊羔。
Excuse me.
=> 打搅一下。
Im in the middle of an order here.
=> 我正在那里订购。
- Im so sorry.
=> - 我很抱愧。
What were you getting? - Pork chops.
=> 你得到了什么？ - 猪排。
Put her pork chops on my tab.
=> 把她的猪排放在我的标签上。
Oh, I cant believe it.
=> 哦，我不敢相信。
The rabbis been mad at us since the wedding.
=> 婚礼以后，拉比对我们生气了。
It only took four years of apologies and a dreidel signed by Sammy Davis Jr.
=> 只用了四年的报歉和由Sammy Davis Jr签名的dreidel。
, but we finally got the bastard.
=>，但我们末于得到了那个混蛋。
Disgraceful.
=> 可耻。
You like your free pork chops? Zip it, then.
=> 你喜好你的免费猪排？然后拉链。
- Delivery Thursday? - After 10.
=> - 木曜日送货？ - 10点以后
I grabbed a couple of black and whites.
=> 我抓住了几个黑人和白人。
May I take this occasion to say We got the rabbi! That the whole human race Should go down on its knees Show that theyre grateful for mornings like these For the worlds in a wonderful way Antonio, I bought you a black and white.
=> 我能够借此时机说我们得到了拉比！那整小我类应该跪下来表白他们对如许的早晨感恩，关于世界上的安东尼奥来说，我给你买了一个黑白的。
Oh, thank you, Mrs.
=> 哦，谢谢你，夫人。
Maisel.
=> 梅塞尔。
Jerry, nice tie.
=> 杰里，标致的领带。
Got you a black and white.
=> 给你一个黑色和白色。
Chorus: When the sun is as big As a yellow balloon - Even the sparrows - Thanks, Jerry.
=> 合唱：当太阳像黄色的气球一样大 - 即便是麻雀 - 谢谢，杰里。
Are singing in tune On a wonderful morning like this - Ritchard: On a wonderful day - Chorus: On a wonderful day Like today Perfect.
=> 在如许一个美妙的早晨 - Ritchard：在一个美妙的一天 - 合唱：在一个美妙的一天像今天完美。
You are perfect.
=> 你很完美。
[phone rings] [ring] - Hello.
=> [德律风铃声] [戒指] - 你好。
- You tell everyone about the rabbi? What am I, a braggart? Please.
=> - 你告诉所有关于拉比的人？我是一个吹法螺？请。
Hows work? - I believe something got sold today.
=> 工做怎么样？ - 我相信今天有卖的工具
- Hmm.
=> - 嗯。
- Hows the brisket? - Im buying it a sash and a crown.
=> - 牛腩怎么样？ - 我买一个窗扇和一个皇冠。
Good.
=> 好。
Well need it.
=> 我们需要它。
I got a terrible stage time for tonight: 1:45.
=> 今晚我有一个可怕的舞台时间：1:45。
- Yikes.
=> - 呃。
- I bowed out of my lunch meeting and got downtown as quickly as I could.
=> 我从午餐会中鞠躬，尽快赶到市中心。
But that guy who runs the Gaslight Baz.
=> 但阿谁办理Gaslight Baz的人
You must learn his name.
=> 你必需进修他的名字。
Fine.
=> 精细。
Baz still gave me the crappiest time.
=> 巴兹仍然给了我最难忘的光阴。
- He hates me.
=> - 他恨我。
- Dont worry.
=> - 别担忧
Well fix it.
=> 我们将处理它。
He doesnt see me as a real comedian.
=> 他不认为我是一个实正的喜剧演员。
I mean, Im not a real comedian yet, but if hed just give me a better time - We will fix it.
=> 我的意思是，我不是一个实正的喜剧演员，但若是他只是给我一个更好的时间 - 我们会处理它。
- 1:45.
=> - 1:45。
No one is there at 1:45.
=> 没有人在1:45。
Theyre not? Well, then well fix it.
=> 他们不是？那么，我们会处理它。
I dont know what Id do without you.
=> 我不晓得没有你我会怎么做。
- Go on at 1:45.
=> - 1:45。
- Bye.
=> - 再见
So the waiter says, "Fine.
=> 所以办事员说：“好的。
Ill try it.
=> 我会碰运气。
" He looks at the bowl and says "Where the hell is the spoon?" And the customer says "Aha.
=>“他看着碗说：”天堂是汤匙？“客户说：”啊哈。
" So he didnt bring him a spoon.
=>“所以他没有给他拿勺子。
[laughing] And thats why he didnt eat the soup.
=> [笑]那就是为什么他不吃汤。
No spoon.
=> 没有勺子。
Well, you cant eat a soup with no spoon.
=> 那么，你不克不及没有汤匙吃汤。
- Oh, boy.
=> - 好家伙。
Thats a good joke there.
=> 那是一个很好的笑话。
- Yeah.
=> - 是的。
Uh-huh.
=> 嗯。
Penny, can you walk Mitchell down to Als office? - Of course.
=> Penny，你能够走Mitchell到Al的办公室吗？ - 当然。
- Al can take you through the specs.
=> - 铝能够带你通过规格。
Okay.
=> 好的。
Boy, Ill be laughing about that spoon for a week.
=> 男孩，我会笑一下那个勺子一个礼拜。
[laughing] Oi.
=> [笑]爱。
I saw Funt heading down the hall.
=> 我看见Funt正朝着大厅走去。
I sent him over to Als office.
=> 我把他送到了Al的办公室。
Hes fine.
=> 他还好。
You heading down to the Village tonight? Midge will be here any minute.
=> 你今晚前去村庄？ Mid will将在那里任何一分钟。
Joel Maisel, king of comedy.
=> 喜剧之王Joel Maisel。
All right, all right.
=> 好的，好的。
You know, Imogenes dying to see your act.
=> 你晓得，Imogene很想看你的行为。
I told her I dont know why.
=> 我告诉她我不晓得为什么。
I see you acting ridiculous all day long.
=> 我看你一成天都很荒唐
Very amusing.
=> 十分有趣。
Can I use that? Seriously, when can we come? I have a cab waiting downstairs.
=> 我能够利用它吗？说实的，我们什么时候能来？我有一辆出租车在楼劣等着。
- Hi, Archie.
=> - 嗨，阿奇
- Whyd you have him wait? We could have taken another cab.
=> - 你为什么要等他？我们能够搭另一辆出租车了。
I know, but the drivers having trouble with his marriage, and I hated to send him off like that.
=> 我晓得，但是司机在成婚时碰到了费事，我厌恶如许把他送走。
So Ill come next week? Next week.
=> 那我下个礼拜会来吗？下周。
Why not? Bye, Archie.
=> 为什么不？再见，阿尔奇
- Good night, Penny.
=> - 晚安，竹。。
- Good night.
=> - 晚安。
Barbra Streisand: If you want to buy a kite Or a pup to keep you up at night Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White Or a frog who loves to sing Come to the supermarket in old Peking If you want a bust of jade Or an egg thats more or less decayed Or in case youd care to meet a maid For a nice but naughty fling Come to the supermarket in old Peking They have bird nest soup, seaweed soup Noodle soup, poodle soup Talking crows with the croup Almost anything If you want to buy a saw Or a fish delicious when its raw Or a pill to kill your mother-in-law Or a bee without a sting Come to the supermarket If you come on a turtle, you can park it So come to the supermarket If you come on a goose, you can park it So come to the supermarket And see Peking - [rhythm section] - [chatter] Some people say man is made out of mud A poor mans made out of muscle and blood Muscle and blood and skin and bone A mind thats weak and a back thats strong - You load 16 tons - Packed house.
=> 芭芭拉·史翠珊：若是你想购置一只风筝或一只小狗在晚上连结你或一个曾经认识白雪公主的矮人或一只喜好唱歌的青蛙来老北京的超市若是你想要一个玉的半身或者一个或多或少腐朽的鸡蛋或者若是你愿意碰见一个女仆为了一个好的，但调皮的一扔来老北京的超市他们有鸟巢汤，海带汤面条汤，高朋犬汤与臀部说话的乌鸦几乎任何工具若是你想买一个锯或一条鲜鱼，当它的原料或一个药丸杀死你的婆婆或一只蜜蜂没有刺到超市若是你来一只乌龟，你能够把它所以来超市若是你来一只鹅，你能够把它停放所以来超市看看北京 - [节拍部门] - [三言两语]有人说人是用泥做的一个贫民的肌肉和血液造成的肌肉和血液，皮肤和骨头那是一个弱小的心灵，背部就是如许三重 - 你拆16吨 - 包拆的房子。
Yeah, it wont be at 1:45.
=> 是的，它不会在1:45。
Oi, my God, with the one-track mind.
=> 天啊，我的天啊
- Go.
=> - 走。
Sit.
=> 坐。
Let the master work.
=> 让仆人工做。
- [phone rings] Dont you call me cause I cant go - [ring] - I owe my soul To the company store - Waitress: Coming right up.
=> - [德律风铃声]不要叫我因为我不克不及去 - [戒指] - 我欠我的灵魂到公司商铺 - 办事员：来了。
- [ring] Fuck! [ring] What? Gaslight.
=> - [戒指]他妈的！ [戒指]什么？煤气灯下。
What? Yes.
=> 什么？是。
Were open.
=> 我们是开放的。
Dont know.
=> 不晓得。
When everyones gone.
=> 当每小我都走了。
Dr.
=> 博士
Salk should find a vaccine for morons.
=> Salk应该为痴人找一种疫苗。
- Yes? - Im looking for Baz.
=> - 是吗？ - 我在找巴兹。
Shitter, back on the right.
=> Shitter，回到右边。
Ill wait till hes done.
=> 我会比及他完成了。
- That the brisket? - Its for Baz.
=> - 牛腩？ - 那是巴兹。
- We pay the coffee guy? - Yes.
=> - 我们付咖啡的人？ - 是的。
Where in here does it say that? Jesus Christ, Baz.
=> 在哪里呢？耶稣基督，巴兹。
Is that I made my brisket.
=>那是我做的吗？
So Im guessing your husband doesnt like his time slot tonight.
=> 所以我猜你丈夫今晚不喜好他的时间。
No, he loves his time slot.
=> 不，他喜好他的时间段。
He loves any time slot.
=> 他喜好任何时间段。
Theres just a tiny problem.
=> 那只是一个小问题。
Our daughter is sick.
=> 我们女儿生病了
Ear-ache, and 1:45 is just so late.
=> 耳痛，1:45就那么晚了。
I didnt know what to do.
=> 我不晓得该怎么做。
I thought Didnt your son have the measles last week? What? Uh, yes.
=> 我认为上礼拜你的儿子没有麻疹吗？什么？呃，是的。
Yes, he did.
=> 是他做的。
And the week before that, your mother had rickets? Yes.
=> 而阿谁礼拜之前，你母亲有r？病？是。
So painful.
=> 如斯痛苦。
And last month, your sister-in-law broke her toe.
=> 上个月，你的嫂子摔了一跤。
Your brother threw out his back.
=> 你的兄弟抛出他的背部。
Thats a lot of health issues.
=> 那是良多安康问题。
Your family might want to eat some fruit.
=> 你的家人可能想吃点生果。
Ill take that into consideration.
=> 我会考虑到那一点。
Okay.
=> 好的。
10:30.
=> 10:30。
Next time, Id like some latkes.
=> 下一次，我想要一些蛋糕。
I make great latkes, genius latkes.
=> 我做的很棒，天才酒。
You wont be sorry.
=> 你不会懊悔的
Saint Peter, dont you call me - Cause I cant go - Pussy.
=> 圣彼得，你不叫我 - 因为我不克不及去 - 猫。
I owe my soul to the company store - 10:30.
=> 我把我的灵魂归功于公司商铺 - 10:30。
- Youre kidding.
=> - 你在开打趣。
Mm-hmm.
=> MM-嗯。
Wheres my kiss? I should be kissing the brisket.
=> 我的吻在哪里？我应该亲吻牛腩。
[giggling] A lot of men didnt, a lot The next act up is a nice clean-cut young man, somebody your mother would love.
=> [咯咯笑]良多汉子没有，良多下一个动作是一个很好的清洁的年轻人，你的母亲会喜好的人。
Hes a comedian.
=> 他是个喜剧演员。
Give a big hand for Joel Maisel.
=> 给Joel Maisel一个大手。
Thanks a lot.
=> 十分感激。
So many of you may have read the book The Hidden Persuaders.
=> 你们傍边良多人可能已经阅读了“隐藏的说服者”一书。
Its about Madison Avenues marketing men and how they create the public personas we all learn to know and trust, - and vote for.
=> 那是关于麦迪逊大街的营销人员，以及他们若何创建我们都学会领会和信赖的公家角色，并投票撑持。
- [light laughter] Well, what if, during the Civil War, there was no Lincoln? What if they had to create him? [laughter] This is a telephone conversation between Abe Lincoln and his press agent just before Gettysburg.
=> - [轻笑]那么，若是在南北战争期间没有林肯呢？若是他们必需缔造他呢？ [笑声]那是阿比林肯和他的新闻媒体在葛底斯堡之前的德律风扳谈。
Hi, Abe, sweetheart.
=> 嗨，安倍，亲爱的
How are you, kid? [laughter] Hows Gettysburg? Sort of a drag, huh? Well, Abe, you know them small Pennsylvania towns you seen one, you seen them all.
=> 孩子，你好吗？ [笑声]葛底斯堡怎么样？排序一拖，嗯？那么，安倍，你晓得他们宾夕法尼亚州的小城镇，你看过他们。
Whats the problem? Youre thinking of shaving it off? Uh, Abe, dont you see thats part of the image? Right, with the shawl and the stove pipe hat and the string tie.
=> 有什么问题？你正在考虑把它刮掉？恩，安倍，你不晓得那是图像的一部门吗？准确的，与披肩和烟斗帽子和领带。
You dont have the shawl? [laughter] Wheres the shawl, Abe? You left it in Washington? What are you wearing, Abe? A sort of cardigan? Abe, dont you see that doesnt go with the string tie and beard? [laughter] Abe, would you leave the beard on and get the shawl, huh? [laughter] All right, now, Abe, you got your speech, right? Abe, you havent changed the speech, have you? $3.
=> 你没有披肩？ [笑声]阿披，披肩在哪里？你把它留在华盛顿？你在穿什么，安倍？一种开衫？安倍，你不觉得阿谁绳子和胡子不搭配吗？ [笑]安倍，你会留下胡子去拿披肩吗？ [笑]好了，如今，安倍，你有发言权吗？安倍，你没有改动演讲，是吗？ $ 3，
30 and one subway token.
=>30和一个地铁标识表记标帜。
Ill take that token.
=> 我会拿那个令牌
Tonight was great.
=> 今晚很棒
I killed.
=> 我杀了。
I had a good time, so I killed.
=> 我玩得很高兴，所以我遇害了。
I need an audience.
=> 我需要一个不雅寡。
I feed off an audience.
=> 我吸引了不雅寡。
I finished, people started to leave.
=> 我完了，人们起头分开了。
Did you see that? I almost left myself.
=> 你看到了吗？我几乎分开了本身。
10:30.
=> 10:30。
Perfect slot.
=> 完美的插槽。
Give me that slot again next time.
=> 下次再给我阿谁槽
Hey.
=> 嘿。
here.
=> 那里。
Saw your act.
=> 看到你的行为。
Dont forget the latkes.
=> 不要忘记那些蛋糕。
- Whos that guy? - She works there.
=> - 那家伙是谁？她在那里工做
Heh heh.
=> 嘿嘿。
Only in the Village.
=> 只在村里。
Taxi! You got three more laughs tonight than you did last time, and a couple of extra, like, laughlets.
=> 出租车!你今晚比你前次又笑了三次，还有一些额外的笑话。
But what you were shaking your head for? - Hmm? - Nothing.
=> 但是你在摇头？ - 嗯？ - 没有。
You were great.
=> 你很棒。
I was great.
=> 我很棒。
You know, you dont really say hello to the audience.
=> 你晓得，你实的没有向听寡问好。
Maybe you should write a beginning, something that says who you are or something.
=> 也许你应该写一个开头，说什么你是什么或什么的。
What do you think? [snoring] Good evening.
=> 你怎么看？ [打鼾]晚上好。
What a nice Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
=> 今天晚上好，密斯们，先生们。
Thank you for the nice nice "Nice" is a bad, bad word.
=> 谢谢你的好“好”是一个坏的，坏的字。
All that applause for me? What am I, putting out after? One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant.
=> 所有的掌声为我？我是什么，推出后？一站起立，每小我都怀孕回家。
Maybe you could do impressions to start.
=> 也许你能够做印象起头。
You do a great one of my aunt Bertha ordering dinner.
=> 你做了我的阿姨伯莎的一个伟大的订购晚餐。
"A garnish can be festive but deadly.
=> “配菜能够是喜庆，但致命的。
" - Good night, Gracie.
=>“ - 晚安，格雷斯。
- Good night, Gracie.
=> - 晚安，格雷斯。
[snoring] [water running] [water running] [alarm buzzes] [stop] Hey.
=> [打鼾] [水流淌] [水流淌] [报警嗡嗡声] [停]嗨。
Good morning.
=> 早上好。
[yawn] - Did the alarm go off? - It sure did.
=> [打哈欠] - 闹钟响了吗？ - 确实如斯。
Wow.
=> 哇。
I didnt hear it at all.
=> 我底子听不到。
You never do.
=> 你永久不会做
Peggy Lee: Yes, its a good day For singin a song And its a good day For movin along - Yes, its a good day - [buzz] How could anything be wrong? A good day from mornin till night - Good morning, Jerry.
=> Peggy Lee：是的，那是一个美妙的一天因为唱一首歌并且那是一个美妙的一天因为那是一个美妙的一天 - [嗡嗡声]怎么会有什么错？从早晨到晚上的好日子 - 杰瑞早上好。
- Good morning, Mrs.
=> - 早上好，夫人
Maisel.
=> 梅塞尔。
For shining your shoes And its a good day For losin the blues - Everything to gain - Thanks, Jerry.
=> 为了闪亮你的鞋子那是一个美妙的一天关于失败的蓝调 - 一切都要获得 - 谢谢，杰里。
Nothin to lose A good day from mornin till night Hello.
=> 没有谁失去一个美妙的一天，从早晨到晚上你好。
Its me.
=> 是我。
Good morning, Miss Miriam.
=> 早上好，米丽亚姆蜜斯。
Can I get you some coffee? Oh, yes, Zelda, please.
=> 我能够给你点咖啡吗？哦，是的，请塞尔达。
- Good morning, Papa.
=> - 早上好，爸爸
- Mm.
=> - 嗯
Good morning, Ethan.
=> 晨安，伊桑。
Good morning, Ethan.
=> 晨安，伊桑。
Ethan.
=> 伊桑。
Ethan.
=> 伊桑。
Ethan.
=> 伊桑。
E Never mind.
=> E不妨。
- Here you are.
=> - 那个给你。
- Did you get coffee? Yes, and a great welcome from my son.
=> - 你有咖啡吗？是的，我的儿子十分欢送。
- Men.
=> - 汉子
- Thanks for taking the kids last night.
=> - 谢谢你昨晚带孩子们
- Were they okay? - We need to talk about the baby.
=> - 他们好吗？ - 我们需要议论婴儿。
Why? Whats the matter with her? That forehead is not improving.
=> 为什么？她怎么了？那额头没有改善。
- What? Are you sure? - Its getting bigger.
=> - 什么？你确定？ - 越来越大
The whole face will be out of proportion.
=> 整个脸会不成比例。
Look at the nose.
=> 看看鼻子。
Its elongating now.
=> 如今正在耽误。
The nose is not the problem.
=> 鼻子不是问题。
The nose you can fix.
=> 你能够修复的鼻子。
- But this gigantic forehead.
=> - 但是那个庞大的额头。
- Ma, theres always bangs.
=> 妈妈老是有刘海
Im just afraid shes not a very pretty girl.
=> 我只是怕她不是个标致的女孩。
- Mama, shes a baby.
=> 妈妈，她是个孩子
- I just want her to be happy.
=> - 我只是想让她高兴。
[crying] - Youre right.
=>[哭] - 你说得对。
Bangs will help.
=> 邦斯会帮忙。
- Mm-hmm.
=> - 嗯。
Zelda, dont clean in here.
=> 塞尔达，不要在那里清理。
Its fine just the way it is.
=> 就如许就好了。
How did Joels little show go? It went very well.
=> 乔尔的小表演怎么样了？它停止得十分好。
I still dont understand this whole thing.
=> 我仍是不大白那一切。
Whom is he performing for? - Anyone who shows up.
=> 他演出的是谁？ - 任何人呈现。
- And they pay you? They pass around a basket at the end of your set, and whatevers in it you get to take home.
=> - 他们付给你？他们在你们的最初一个篮子里传球，而你们能够带回家的任何工具。
If you need money, we can give you money.
=> 若是你需要钱，我们能够给你钱。
No, we dont need money.
=> 不，我们不需要钱。
Joel is funny, and he likes to do his comedy.
=> 乔尔很有趣，他喜好做他的喜剧。
How long are you going to be doing this, running around at night, taking money from strangers like a schnorrer? As long as its fun.
=> 你要那么做多久，晚上跑来跑去，像目生人一样从目生人那里拿钱？只要它很有趣。
Six to nine more months left on those arms.
=> 那些兵器还剩六到九个月。
Really? Ive been doing those exercises with the soup cans.
=> 实？我不断在用汤罐做那些操练。
Forget the cans.
=> 忘了罐子。
Buy a bolero.
=> 买一个波莱罗。
How did you get in here? Zelda: I came through the other door.
=> 你是怎么进来的？塞尔达：我穿过另一扇门。
Just because there is a door does not mean you use it.
=> 只是因为有一扇门其实不意味着你利用它。
A door does not represent infinite possibilities.
=> 一扇门其实不代表无限的可能性。
- Is everything ordered for next week? - Yes, all done.
=> - 一切都是为了下周的订单吗？ - 是的，一切都完成了。
- Ethan, put your coat on.
=> Ethan，穿上你的外衣。
- You have a whole apartment to clean.
=> - 你有整个公寓来清洁。
Just leave this room the way it is.
=> 就如许分开那个房间。
I thought wed do dinner at your place.
=> 我认为我们会在你的处所吃晚饭。
- Your dining rooms bigger than ours.
=> - 你的餐厅比我们的大。
- Our dining room is fine.
=> - 我们的饭厅很好
If you dont entertain, its fine.
=> 若是你不招待，那很好。
Ill call you later.
=> 我一会打给你。
Bye, Papa.
=> 再见，爸爸
Clean the bathroom.
=> 清洁浴室。
Clean the bathroom.
=> 清洁浴室。
- Say goodbye, Ethan.
=> - 说再见，伊桑。
- You love bathrooms.
=> - 你爱洗手间
Ethan.
=> 伊桑。
Ethan.
=> 伊桑。
- Clean them again.
=> - 再次清洁它们。
- Ethan.
=> - 伊桑。
E Never mind.
=> E不妨。
For fun its the premium one Shes going on and on about this miracle treatment she had done in Mexico.
=> 为了好玩，那是她在墨西哥做的奇观般的待遇。
It involved goats milk and avocadoes.
=> 它涉及山羊的牛奶和鳄梨。
Right ankle 8, left ankle 8.
=> 右脚踝8，左脚踝8。
They smear it on your face, wrap a hot towel around your head, and stick two straws up your nose.
=> 他们把它涂抹在你的脸上，用热毛巾包住头部，然后把两根吸管贴在你的鼻子上。
Right calf 11, left calf 11.
=> 小牛11，小牛11。
So you can breathe through the straws.
=> 所以你能够通过吸管呼吸。
Then they put you on a boat and row you out to sea Right thigh 18.
=> 然后，他们把你放在一条船上，把你排到海里。
And they drop the anchor, and you sit there for four hours.
=> 他们放下船锚，你在那里坐了四个小时。
Left thigh 18 1/2.
=> 左大腿18 1/2。
- Then they row you back in - Hips 34.
=> - 然后他们把你排归去 - 臀部34。
- And they scrape you down - Waist 25.
=> - 他们刮你 - 腰25。
slap you in the face with old banana skins - Bust 32.
=> 用老香蕉皮拍打你 - 胸围32。
- charge you $75, and send you home.
=> - 收取75美圆，并送你回家。
She thinks she looks 20.
=> 她认为她看起来20。
I think she looks the same.
=> 我觉得她看起来一样。
- Mm.
=> - 嗯
- God, you are so proportional.
=> - 天主，你是如斯比例。
How long have you been measuring yourself like this? Every day for ten years.
=> 你如许丈量本身多久了？每天十年。