情侣间的诙谐逗笑 今天男友说给我说了个脑筋急转弯，问：有一只穿戴防弹衣的小鸟在树上跳舞。为什么还被猎人打死了？？？我说：打中心脏了，因为穿的是防“蛋”衣！！男友说：人家跳的是脱衣舞！
诙谐调皮话,像个嘲笑话 高考是浮云，考完是乌云。
Never talk to the parrot Mrs. peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn‘t accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I‘ll leave the key under the mat.Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I‘ll mail you a check.By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won‘t bother you.I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.As he was ready to leave, he couldn‘t resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don‘t you shut up!"To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
睁一只眼闭一只眼 有两个女人在一路谈话，此中一个女人对另一个女人说：“若是你的男友和另一个女人好了，你会怎么办。”阿谁女孩子人答复说：“我会睁一只眼闭一只眼。”什么，另一个女人不解的问，你怎么能如许。阿谁女人不慌不忙的说：“我睁一只眼闭一只眼对准他开枪。”
忠臣为何下拜 元世祖至元年间，元人进入南宋国都杭州，南宋朝廷宗庙被洗劫一空。其时有个姓金的，世代为伶官，流浪失所，无家可归。一天，金某在路上碰见左丞范文虎。范文虎在宋朝为殿帅时，就与金某熟识。他见了金某说：“过几天朝廷举行宴会，你来献技，不愁没有吃穿。”后来金某如期前去，在宴会上演出优戏，插科打诨说：“某寺里有座大钟，但连续几天，寺奴都不敢敲那口钟。主僧询问原因，寺奴说：‘近来钟楼上有位巨神，样子很怪，我不敢上楼。’主僧赶紧去看。那巨神见了主僧，立即倒身下拜。主僧问：‘你是何神？’巨神答道：‘钟神。’主僧反问道： ‘你既是钟神（忠臣），为何还下拜？’”
一只臭袜子 有一个懒人几年也不洗一次澡，一天和乡里同业至坟墓，不幸碰见一女鬼，不得脱身。
只见懒人从衣裤里抽出一物，向女鬼甩去，女鬼立即哀号而退，乡里猎奇不知是何种法器，上前往看竟是一只臭袜子。